"Hawkeye" Pierce

Sweet and charming. Has some skeletons in their closet but who doesn't. One of the first people to welcome me here. Suggested ongoing treatment: repeated home visits, preferrably at night and after dinner and some dancing.

Jumpy fella. When I took his stitches out, you'd think it was the first nice gesture someone's done for him in years. Bit of a nutjob. I call him John Jay to distinguish from the other Johns. Suggested ongoing treatment: exposure to nice civillians, poker nights, and maybe a hug if he doesn't stab me.

Oversized overstuffed pompous self-righteous jeep-reject with a bedside manner that makes Frank look like Florence Nightingale. Suggested ongoing treatment: 50ccs of getting cut down to size, taken rectally.

A fellow ex-army doctor, and a surgeon to boot. Always good to have extra trustworthy hands on deck. Old enough to be my grandfather. Also kind of a fox. Suggested ongoing treatment: coffee sometime?

Nice enough guy who also grew up in Maine- runs a farm, bakes a mean pound cake. Angel seems to like him enough to date him, and he was nice enough to introduce himself. Like a real proper neighbour. Suggested ongoing treatment: talk to him about getting some fresh eggs, and the recipe for that cake.

Loud obnoxious and can't take a joke. Suggested ongoing treatment: staying away from the woods and any trees that might be big enough to hide her in.

Lady doctor, knowledgeble and lovely, the best of both worlds. Also has a baby, who does not like me. Was good enough about securing me the drugs I need to do my job. Suggested ongoing treatment: send patients to her to get prescriptions filled, and possibly stop by with some flowers.

Quiet and... odd. But went out of his way to fill me in on his.... particular medical needs. TAKE TO SACRED GROUND. Ugh. I'll believe it when I see it. Nice enough though. Dating Eddie (????????). I need to ask someone if that's okay here. Suggested ongoing treatment: too late.