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Patient Notes
Name: Chris Freeman
Species: Coroner
Sweet and charming. Has some skeletons in their closet but who doesn't. One of the first people to welcome me here. Suggested ongoing treatment: repeated home visits, preferrably at night and after dinner and some dancing.
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Patient Notes
Name: John J. Rambo
Species: Veteran (handle with caution)
Jumpy fella. When I took his stitches out, you'd think it was the first nice gesture someone's done for him in years. Bit of a nutjob. I call him John Jay to distinguish from the other Johns. Suggested ongoing treatment: exposure to nice civillians, poker nights, and maybe a hug if he doesn't stab me.
Patient Notes
Name: First Aid
Species: Pain in my ass
Oversized overstuffed pompous self-righteous jeep-reject with a bedside manner that makes Frank look like Florence Nightingale. Suggested ongoing treatment: 50ccs of getting cut down to size, taken rectally.
Patient Notes
Name: John Watson
Species: Doctor (hot variety)
A fellow ex-army doctor, and a surgeon to boot. Always good to have extra trustworthy hands on deck. Old enough to be my grandfather. Also kind of a fox. Suggested ongoing treatment: coffee sometime?
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Name: Eddie Kaspbrak
Species: Farmboy
Nice enough guy who also grew up in Maine- runs a farm, bakes a mean pound cake. Angel seems to like him enough to date him, and he was nice enough to introduce himself. Like a real proper neighbour. Suggested ongoing treatment: talk to him about getting some fresh eggs, and the recipe for that cake.
Patient Notes
Name: Maggie
Species: Nuisance
Loud obnoxious and can't take a joke. Suggested ongoing treatment: staying away from the woods and any trees that might be big enough to hide her in.
Patient Notes
Name: Sally Boyle
Species: Pharmacist
Lady doctor, knowledgeble and lovely, the best of both worlds. Also has a baby, who does not like me. Was good enough about securing me the drugs I need to do my job. Suggested ongoing treatment: send patients to her to get prescriptions filled, and possibly stop by with some flowers.
Patient Notes
Name: Angel
Species: Dead (???)
Quiet and... odd. But went out of his way to fill me in on his.... particular medical needs. TAKE TO SACRED GROUND. Ugh. I'll believe it when I see it. Nice enough though. Dating Eddie (????????). I need to ask someone if that's okay here. Suggested ongoing treatment: too late.
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